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Jan 1

believe-in-laughter said: I just saw your meme about the saline flushes. Here's a trick- loosen the cap a little while its still in the bag just until it pops. You will only lose a very small amount and the flush will still be effective. Another trick that my clinical professor taught us is pull back on the plunger while its in the bag. It will also pop and you won't lose any saline, just make sure you get the air out before flushing! Hope that helps!


Oct 27
(not mine, I just found it on memegenerator)

(not mine, I just found it on memegenerator)


Jun 19

This one needs context.
I’m on my first clinical placement as a student. We’re out on the wards to learn all the basic stuff. Admissions, medications, Obs, all of that fun stuff.
So the Director of Nursing at my hospital thinks it would be real intelligent to stick the two nursing students (in a hospital that only has three qualified nurses on the floor in a 22 room ward (nearly 30 beds)) in administration. Where they handle billing, patient files and stuff that…y’know, qualified administration staff handle.
Real smart. I’d like the last three weeks of my life back, please, to learn stuff that I’m supposed to be learning and that I WILL BE ASSESSED ON!!

This one needs context.

I’m on my first clinical placement as a student. We’re out on the wards to learn all the basic stuff. Admissions, medications, Obs, all of that fun stuff.

So the Director of Nursing at my hospital thinks it would be real intelligent to stick the two nursing students (in a hospital that only has three qualified nurses on the floor in a 22 room ward (nearly 30 beds)) in administration. Where they handle billing, patient files and stuff that…y’know, qualified administration staff handle.

Real smart. I’d like the last three weeks of my life back, please, to learn stuff that I’m supposed to be learning and that I WILL BE ASSESSED ON!!


May 21
somebody should really let my school’s professors know that the patient’s primary language is definitely a part of “relevant patient information”
however, if this does happen, you can usually [sort of] get by with a high school education in spanish and by saying “usted necesita algunas cosas” and “lo siento” a lot.
[sorry for all the submissions you guys]

somebody should really let my school’s professors know that the patient’s primary language is definitely a part of “relevant patient information”

however, if this does happen, you can usually [sort of] get by with a high school education in spanish and by saying “usted necesita algunas cosas” and “lo siento” a lot.

[sorry for all the submissions you guys]


it’s either that, or we’re going to have to amputate

it’s either that, or we’re going to have to amputate


i’m not the only one who has trouble doing this, right?  
I mean jeez is making the plungers so hard to push really necessary
christ

i’m not the only one who has trouble doing this, right? ¬†

I mean jeez is making the plungers so hard to push really necessary

christ


whenever I get asked this I want to smack people 

whenever I get asked this I want to smack people 


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